when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
Colin O’Donoghue in Two Lies and A Truth [x]
I’M FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH(via forevercaptainswan)
There are two sides of justin
There is philanthropic, mogul, mercurial, insanely rich entrepreneur Justin
And then there’s “Time for Bed” sexy, playful Justin
He is literally Christian Grey in real life bye